The Space Toilet. Oooo shiny. Composts crap in our bathroom.

No I do not work for HP.

This, dear American friends, is what a Kiwi looks like. And let me just add that they are a royal pain in the ass to track down.

Kids! In! Space!! (killing time waiting for my hero Isaac, the Vodaphone guy)

For Miss Darby! In Auckland spitting distance (if you're talented) from the Sky Tower

Vanity shot.

This kiwi showed up at my table at McCafe (oh the shame) in Wellsford with great route suggestions

Not more than two hours into my New Zealand riding experience I came across a horrible three car accident not moments after it happened. We stayed with the woman in this car until the crew with the jaws of life arrived

A little rain, a little riding, a little caldera

Nothing a little strapping can't fix. Bit of an inauspicious start to my trip though to have my side luggage fall off in the parking lot of Woolworth's

First New Zealand meal at the local Kerikeri (Bay of Island waaaay up north) hipster lure, the Fishbone. Significant only because I was starving

My hero Isaac! More later, off to the Coramandel Peninsula, stat!

Technical Difficulties

I'm having trouble sending PXT messages from my phone in New Zealand. Until I get this figured out, learn about the Tui bird, which likes to hang upside down to suck the nectar out of flowers and sounds like this:
Honk honk! Boo-doop! Dip-THONG!

Butter not shown to scale

Baaaaaaaaa means NO!

Nori's obsession with BDSM evidently extends to bondage dog collars

nori, bubbly. photo blatantly stolen from elsewhere

where the fuck do ideas come from?

Post hang-over coffee @ zuni

Because you can never have too many vices

Staring into the bottom of my Noah's Mill

Monamorous!!

Look we're ummm scary. See?

It's windy and cold today

The Crucible Fire Ballet! Ridiculously cool! Go! Now!

ooooooooo.... ahhhhhhhhh....

Kite Hill Open Space Park. From my balcony waaaaaaay off in the background I always see dogs crawling over this hill like ants, but never knew where or what the park was called. Yay Stairways book!

Grandview to Market spiral ramp, Nori and Stairways book as navigator

ABQ

Omg!!! Lol! Bff!!!! :-)!!! Rotfl